Hi, I'm Ruby, and I'll guide you through the Zombie Plantation ~ you don't have to be afraid because all of them are, ah, pretty docile after the treatment here. They can take all sorts of abuse and heaven know, they deserve it after the hideously foolish and hurtful lives they've lived. I should remind you that all of our zombies have been chemically treated against noxious odours - which is for your comfort, certainly not theirs. We have thoughtfully sewn their mouths shut so you never have to listen to them babble or complain or anything. Ready?

	Ripe and Scrape Pumpkin NEW!     They're a fun couple ~ a couple of what, we're not absolutely certain.  We do know that Ripe and Scrape are pumpkinheads and they're in love. Is that disgusting or what? $100.00
	Lady Celeste Duvall NEW!     Lady Celeste Duvall ~ born on 14 February 1795 and zombified on 13 August 2009 ~ she was the little princess spoiled brat, er, daughter of a slave planation owner ... $80.00
	Cedric, the West Hollywood Zombear! Cedric is a dandified, outrageously plumed West Hollywood Zombear ..... $20.00

All Zombie Plantation designs are copyright 2007-2010, by B. Fister-Liltz. Artwork copyright 2007-20010 by B. Fister-Liltz and Alchemy Ink.