Hi, I'm Ruby, and I'll guide you through the Zombie Plantation ~ you don't have to be afraid because all of them are, ah, pretty docile after the treatment here. They can take all sorts of abuse and heaven know, they deserve it after the hideously foolish and hurtful lives they've lived. I should remind you that all of our zombies have been chemically treated against noxious odours - which is for your comfort, certainly not theirs. We have thoughtfully sewn their mouths shut so you never have to listen to them babble or complain or anything. Oh yes, and we ship them to you in a nice disposable black coffin so if you get tired of them, you can just incinerate them. Or bury them ... again. Ready?

We now offer YOUR FRIEND, LOVED ONE, PLAYMATE as a  ZOMBIE!  We can replicate someone in a small (approximately 6") size or a bigger size (about 10"). The prices are $30.00/small or $45.00/larger. PLEASE place holiday orders no later than 15 November to insure delivery on time! contact us directly about particulars at cyphrevoudou2@aol.com.

Zelda, Zombunny You Should Know $48.00

Dr. Zelda, Zombie $43.00

All Zombie Plantation designs are copyright 2007-2008, by B. Fister-Liltz. Artwork copyright 2007-2008 by B. Fister-Liltz and Alchemy Ink.

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